Chelsea Won?

Ya chelsea won! Nothing like i hate chelsea but as per a proven fact most of the chelsea supporters have a thing against liverpool... And lets face it... the pathetic condition we are in, sometimes i doubt my own loyalty to liverpool... Wondering would things be different if i supported QPR or well in that case the very famous South Hall United :P

But WHYYYYY???? Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know they have never won the Champions League... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?" was the only defense! My weapon in case of last resort that i could use against them!

Its ok... now the only new defense can be chelsea getting relegated or something next season... How great a defense would that be!!! Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know that they play in the Coca Cola Championship these days... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?

Aaahhh... i like the ring to it... that sounds much better :D

Now you must be wondering who the hell is this amazing woman who potentially has the divine powers to summon an erection out of you? Well thats what the latter part is about!

Sooo talking about todays match... I am certain of one thing! A particular hot lady by the name of Sarah Brandner will be quite pissed off today! And it'll all be Bastien Schweinsteiger's fault...I mean who'd wanna lose a match and that too after missing a decisive penalty with a woman like that waiting for you on bed? WHO???

Schweinsteiger my boy, you didnt only miss a penalty... you missed on a chance to score tonight!

Thats all from me and Fuck You Sarah Brandner... cause thats what anyone would do! And go easy on poor schweinsy tonight... have some pity on him ;)

And for people trying to imagine how she'd look naked already... here... http://www.biratsansar.com/sarah-brandner-sexy-body-painting/

Now dont cry about her bazonga's being covered in body paint!!! Cause she's GERMAN! And she's ALMOST 6 FEET! And woman like her are RARE and made in heaven for tall people like Schweinsteiger.... and ME!!!

Note: South Hall United is a fictitious team from a Hindi movie going by the name "Dhan dhana dhan GOAL". It was a very awesome movie (100% intended sarcasm) and the football games shown were so good that they seemed unrealistic with Arshad Warsi and John Abrahm showing their Moves Like Shagger!
And not to forget their sorry excuse for a sponsor named PAMMI. Man... movies like that should be watched over an over again(well... in case of suicidal tendencies)!

Oh yes i forgot about this.... SARAH BRANDNER PLEASE MARRY ME!!!! :D

glimpses of HER fingernails

Did I just see sunshine,

Or was it a glimpse of you from the corner of my eye.

Did you just take what used to be mine,

Or was it my heart that stopped, did I just die???

Was it a dark cloud with a silver line,

Or did I just see your face, lit up in the sky.

Did you tell me its gonna be fine,

Or did you just smile, made me feel alive.

All these things that I see, that I feel…

Are images of you trapped inside of me.

Cause its not only you that I am in love with,

It is even your fingernail…

And it will be like that even if you grow old,

Even when you get bald, even if you get pale.

Fuck You!!!

When taken in its actual essence it may mean "Shut Up!!!" "Seriously???" "Are you hearing yourself?" "How can you do that?" "Black people have an extra bone for running" "You need to take a bath" and so on...


When taken in the theoretical way it means you are a jerk to take it in the literal way and then give dumb fuck reply like "No not me... Find someone else" ''Not interested" "Are you gay?" etc etc.


When it should it be taken in the literal way.... is when you want to drop in a booty call late in the night.... A "yeah sure" "yes" "why not" "who's place" "Meet me in 5".... would mean that you just got lucky ;)


For few people in this world the term is like their bread and butter... So we must learn to respect it!


According to one of my friend it means I love you...
So from now on whenever someone tells you "Fuck You"... just smile back and say "Love You Too" ;)


P.S. no... black people dont have an extra bone for running! -.-
And yaa you do need to take bath... i can smell you till here!!!Ohh sorry those were my feet :D


Meet you at my next update!


Fuck You all till then :)