Ya chelsea won! Nothing like i hate chelsea but as per a proven fact most of the chelsea supporters have a thing against liverpool... And lets face it... the pathetic condition we are in, sometimes i doubt my own loyalty to liverpool... Wondering would things be different if i supported QPR or well in that case the very famous South Hall United :P
But WHYYYYY???? Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know they have never won the Champions League... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?" was the only defense! My weapon in case of last resort that i could use against them!
Its ok... now the only new defense can be chelsea getting relegated or something next season... How great a defense would that be!!! Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know that they play in the Coca Cola Championship these days... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?
Aaahhh... i like the ring to it... that sounds much better :D
Now you must be wondering who the hell is this amazing woman who potentially has the divine powers to summon an erection out of you? Well thats what the latter part is about!
Sooo talking about todays match... I am certain of one thing! A particular hot lady by the name of Sarah Brandner will be quite pissed off today! And it'll all be Bastien Schweinsteiger's fault...I mean who'd wanna lose a match and that too after missing a decisive penalty with a woman like that waiting for you on bed? WHO???
Schweinsteiger my boy, you didnt only miss a penalty... you missed on a chance to score tonight!
Thats all from me and Fuck You Sarah Brandner... cause thats what anyone would do! And go easy on poor schweinsy tonight... have some pity on him ;)
And for people trying to imagine how she'd look naked already... here... http://www.biratsansar.com/sarah-brandner-sexy-body-painting/
Now dont cry about her bazonga's being covered in body paint!!! Cause she's GERMAN! And she's ALMOST 6 FEET! And woman like her are RARE and made in heaven for tall people like Schweinsteiger.... and ME!!!
Note: South Hall United is a fictitious team from a Hindi movie going by the name "Dhan dhana dhan GOAL". It was a very awesome movie (100% intended sarcasm) and the football games shown were so good that they seemed unrealistic with Arshad Warsi and John Abrahm showing their Moves Like Shagger!
And not to forget their sorry excuse for a sponsor named PAMMI. Man... movies like that should be watched over an over again(well... in case of suicidal tendencies)!
Oh yes i forgot about this.... SARAH BRANDNER PLEASE MARRY ME!!!! :D
But WHYYYYY???? Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know they have never won the Champions League... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?" was the only defense! My weapon in case of last resort that i could use against them!
Its ok... now the only new defense can be chelsea getting relegated or something next season... How great a defense would that be!!! Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know that they play in the Coca Cola Championship these days... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?
Aaahhh... i like the ring to it... that sounds much better :D
Now you must be wondering who the hell is this amazing woman who potentially has the divine powers to summon an erection out of you? Well thats what the latter part is about!
Sooo talking about todays match... I am certain of one thing! A particular hot lady by the name of Sarah Brandner will be quite pissed off today! And it'll all be Bastien Schweinsteiger's fault...I mean who'd wanna lose a match and that too after missing a decisive penalty with a woman like that waiting for you on bed? WHO???
Schweinsteiger my boy, you didnt only miss a penalty... you missed on a chance to score tonight!
Thats all from me and Fuck You Sarah Brandner... cause thats what anyone would do! And go easy on poor schweinsy tonight... have some pity on him ;)
And for people trying to imagine how she'd look naked already... here... http://www.biratsansar.com/sarah-brandner-sexy-body-painting/
Now dont cry about her bazonga's being covered in body paint!!! Cause she's GERMAN! And she's ALMOST 6 FEET! And woman like her are RARE and made in heaven for tall people like Schweinsteiger.... and ME!!!
Note: South Hall United is a fictitious team from a Hindi movie going by the name "Dhan dhana dhan GOAL". It was a very awesome movie (100% intended sarcasm) and the football games shown were so good that they seemed unrealistic with Arshad Warsi and John Abrahm showing their Moves Like Shagger!
And not to forget their sorry excuse for a sponsor named PAMMI. Man... movies like that should be watched over an over again(well... in case of suicidal tendencies)!
Oh yes i forgot about this.... SARAH BRANDNER PLEASE MARRY ME!!!! :D
