SKYFALL - THE SOUNDTRACK :S

Skyfall by Adele (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HKoqNJtMTQ) may be a good song but its a poor excuse for a James Bond movie soundtrack!

I mean songs like Another Way To Die from Quantum of Solace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXkdsftsVU) and You Know My Name from Casino Royale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo)... i get goosebumps by the simple thought of them being played at the opening credits of the respective Bond movies while all i get listening to this song of Adele is herpes.

Bond soundtracks are meant to be catchy songs and songs to which you can kick some ass; not songs you put on while making love!

It would have been a good soundtrack had Daniel Craig been cast in Glee or maybe had he been given Jamaal's role in Slumdog Millionaire.

IT SIMPLY SUCKS!

THIS AINT SPARTA... Just my University!

A very very long time ago, which is actually just around 4 months ago, I could roam the alleys of the NIIT University and feel like a Spartan. There were hardly 300 of us in all and yet we felt like we could kick some serious butts regardless of our small numbers. The clean and green and serene campus was our little piece of heaven.  And more importantly the couples we have on campus, they loved this University, if you know what I mean.

But that’s the talk of the old times. Few things don’t change, but NU does. Now I feel less like a Spartan and more like a freaking theoretical physicist lost in the fish market! We’ve definitely crossed 700 in no.’s in the past few months itself and they always keep coming. And only GOD knows how many courses these guys have opened, but I see people from all kinds of fields - B. Tech, MBA, MCA, F & B, Coal Fields, Farms, Fields in Assam near the Brahmaputra valley, in short all kinds of “fields”!

But still we try walking with our chins held high, and our noses kept clean and assuming that we’re still the kings and queens of this University. And the couples, well ummmm…. They try finding, hiding, making out new places while many have given up and taken the path of the monks and nuns.

Oh and how could I forget the mess?!!!!

Actually lets just forget the mess. I’ll talk on it further when I’ll be more of in a depressed mood. 

And it makes me wonder!

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

And she's baaaaying a Stairway To Heaven.

Well if you recognise these lines from one of the most epic piece of music made in history of mankind, you earn my trust and respect. If you feel what the fuck am i talking about.... Go listen to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TGj2jrJk8&feature=list_other&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9C0QaayYH8XrIkjQ7--t-yE), have an orgasm and then continue reading this blog.

What...??? what did you expect??? i'm gonna write a line by line thesis on this song? Go get high on this song, thats how it will serve its purpose!

Go find your stairway... No one has or will ever be able to buy the Stairway. You need to earn it. And it wont lead you to Heaven. You'll find that stairway while you're in this meat body suit of yours for that stairway is something that'll lead you to your momentary eternal happiness on earth. You get to climb it just once, so you better dont miss your chance.

And if you're reading my blog and you're 90 years old and on your deathbed and not yet found your stairway... Well there's only one explanation for it. You already bought the tickets for your ride on the Highway to Hell ;)

Chelsea Won?

Ya chelsea won! Nothing like i hate chelsea but as per a proven fact most of the chelsea supporters have a thing against liverpool... And lets face it... the pathetic condition we are in, sometimes i doubt my own loyalty to liverpool... Wondering would things be different if i supported QPR or well in that case the very famous South Hall United :P

But WHYYYYY???? Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know they have never won the Champions League... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?" was the only defense! My weapon in case of last resort that i could use against them!

Its ok... now the only new defense can be chelsea getting relegated or something next season... How great a defense would that be!!! Saying that "Hey you a chelsea fag? Do you know that they play in the Coca Cola Championship these days... So quit talking squat about liverpool who have already won it 5 times.. will you?

Aaahhh... i like the ring to it... that sounds much better :D

Now you must be wondering who the hell is this amazing woman who potentially has the divine powers to summon an erection out of you? Well thats what the latter part is about!

Sooo talking about todays match... I am certain of one thing! A particular hot lady by the name of Sarah Brandner will be quite pissed off today! And it'll all be Bastien Schweinsteiger's fault...I mean who'd wanna lose a match and that too after missing a decisive penalty with a woman like that waiting for you on bed? WHO???

Schweinsteiger my boy, you didnt only miss a penalty... you missed on a chance to score tonight!

Thats all from me and Fuck You Sarah Brandner... cause thats what anyone would do! And go easy on poor schweinsy tonight... have some pity on him ;)

And for people trying to imagine how she'd look naked already... here... http://www.biratsansar.com/sarah-brandner-sexy-body-painting/

Now dont cry about her bazonga's being covered in body paint!!! Cause she's GERMAN! And she's ALMOST 6 FEET! And woman like her are RARE and made in heaven for tall people like Schweinsteiger.... and ME!!!

Note: South Hall United is a fictitious team from a Hindi movie going by the name "Dhan dhana dhan GOAL". It was a very awesome movie (100% intended sarcasm) and the football games shown were so good that they seemed unrealistic with Arshad Warsi and John Abrahm showing their Moves Like Shagger!
And not to forget their sorry excuse for a sponsor named PAMMI. Man... movies like that should be watched over an over again(well... in case of suicidal tendencies)!

Oh yes i forgot about this.... SARAH BRANDNER PLEASE MARRY ME!!!! :D

glimpses of HER fingernails

Did I just see sunshine,

Or was it a glimpse of you from the corner of my eye.

Did you just take what used to be mine,

Or was it my heart that stopped, did I just die???

Was it a dark cloud with a silver line,

Or did I just see your face, lit up in the sky.

Did you tell me its gonna be fine,

Or did you just smile, made me feel alive.

All these things that I see, that I feel…

Are images of you trapped inside of me.

Cause its not only you that I am in love with,

It is even your fingernail…

And it will be like that even if you grow old,

Even when you get bald, even if you get pale.

Fuck You!!!

When taken in its actual essence it may mean "Shut Up!!!" "Seriously???" "Are you hearing yourself?" "How can you do that?" "Black people have an extra bone for running" "You need to take a bath" and so on...


When taken in the theoretical way it means you are a jerk to take it in the literal way and then give dumb fuck reply like "No not me... Find someone else" ''Not interested" "Are you gay?" etc etc.


When it should it be taken in the literal way.... is when you want to drop in a booty call late in the night.... A "yeah sure" "yes" "why not" "who's place" "Meet me in 5".... would mean that you just got lucky ;)


For few people in this world the term is like their bread and butter... So we must learn to respect it!


According to one of my friend it means I love you...
So from now on whenever someone tells you "Fuck You"... just smile back and say "Love You Too" ;)


P.S. no... black people dont have an extra bone for running! -.-
And yaa you do need to take bath... i can smell you till here!!!Ohh sorry those were my feet :D


Meet you at my next update!


Fuck You all till then :)